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		<title>Perception is everything&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 16:41:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John Derrick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[All of us see the world differently, because people see what they want to see. If you wanted to break it down it would require a complicated formula that took into account your childhood, value system, religious beliefs, every influence in your life and your genetic makeup. Yeah&#8230; that would be one complicated formula. When...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>All of us see the world differently, because people see what they want to see.  If you wanted to break it down it would require a complicated formula that took into account your childhood, value system, religious beliefs,  every influence in your life and your genetic makeup.   Yeah&#8230; that would be one complicated formula.</p>
<p>When I saw this video, I knew I had to share it with all of you.  Watch it closely.  Pay attention to the team in white because you have to count all the passes that they make.</p>
<p><a href="http://johnderrick.com/miscellaneous/feels-good/perception-is-everything/"><em>Click here to view the embedded video.</em></a></p>
<p><font color="#ffffff">.</font></p>
<p>We see what we are looking for, not what is really there.  <img src='http://johnderrick.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>Worrying Away Your Prosperity and Abundance</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Feb 2008 20:13:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John Derrick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There is no reason why you should spend a single minute of your time worrying. Nothing good can come from it. It may seem natural to worry occasionally, when difficult situations arise&#8230; but some people worry often, usually focusing on a specific area of their life, such as health, a relationship, children, or money. Worse...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://johnderrick.com/law-of-attraction/wealth-abundance/worrying-away-your-prosperity-and-abundance/worry-anxiety/" rel="attachment wp-att-103" title="worry anxiety"><img src="http://johnderrick.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/worry.gif" alt="worry anxiety" align="left" /></a>There is no reason why you should spend a single minute of your time worrying.   Nothing good can come from it.</p>
<p>It may seem natural to worry occasionally, when difficult situations arise&#8230;  but some people worry often, usually focusing on a specific area of their life, such as health, a relationship, children, or money.</p>
<p>Worse yet, there are people who worry constantly. These people will even create a difficult problem or situation just to have something &#8220;real&#8221; to worry about.</p>
<p><strong>&#8220;There is nothing that can&#8217;t be made worse by constant worry!&#8221;  John Derrick</strong></p>
<p>or, it could be re-phrased positively as:</p>
<p><strong>&#8220;Everything can be made worse by constant worry!&#8221;  John Derrick</strong></p>
<p>Everyone in medicine knows that anxiety puts undo strain on your body.</p>
<p>What most people don&#8217;t realize is that it also pushes your success further away by attracting to you more of what you are worrying about.</p>
<p><strong>So why worry?</strong></p>
<p>Worrying about something does not solve it.  It makes it worse.  If a problem or set back arises, worrying about it is the worst thing you can do.  There are many things you can do instead of worrying.   Try mentally formulating a plan, then take the action that is best suited to deal with the problem.  Reflect on your past thoughts and actions and see how they tie in with this new problem.</p>
<p>If you worry constantly, then you are constantly thinking negatively.  Sometimes it&#8217;s as simple as discovering how to be a positive thinker that can eliminate anxiety and negative thoughts.</p>
<p><a href="http://youcanthinkpositive.com/">YouCanThinkPositive.com</a> has a free course that can make a world of difference.   These little tweaks and subtle changes in your thoughts can drastically improve your life.</p>
<p>Here is an oldie that still puts a smile on my face.  Hopefully it will put a smile on yours also.</p>
<p><center><img src="http://johnderrick.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/meworry.jpg" alt="me worry" /><a href="http://youcanthinkpositive.com/"></a></center><center> </center><center><a href="http://youcanthinkpositive.com/">The Power Of Positive Thinking</a><br />
Enjoy A New Outlook On Life</center><center> </center></p>
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		<title>Video Parody of The Secret, How To Master Your Negativity!  HUMOR</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Jun 2007 13:00:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John Derrick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You&#8217;ve seen The Secret, you&#8217;ve seen What the Bleep, but have you seen The Key? Yes, The Key will help you to harness the incredible power of negative thinking! Warning: There is a naughty curse word in this video. I thought everyone may get a laugh out of this.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p> You&#8217;ve seen The Secret, you&#8217;ve seen What the Bleep, but have you seen The Key?</p>
<p>Yes, The Key will help you to harness the incredible power of negative thinking!</p>
<p>Warning: There is a naughty curse word in this video.</p>
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I thought everyone may get a laugh out of this.</p>
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		<title>The Format of This Site</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2007 17:11:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John Derrick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hello everyone, To keep me on track, here is going to be the new format of the site. Your input is requested! Leave a comment or shoot me an email and let me know what you want to see more of on here. I will listen. As of now, the schedule will be as follows:...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hello everyone,</p>
<p>To keep me on track, here is going to be the new format of the site.     Your input is requested!  Leave a comment or shoot me an email and let me know what you want to see more of on here.  I will listen.</p>
<p>As of now, the schedule will be as follows:</p>
<p>DAY                           TOPIC<br />
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<br />
Monday       &#8211;      Motivational<br />
Tuesday      &#8211;      Law of Attraction<br />
Wednesday &#8211;     Review (Book, product, etc)<br />
Thursday    &#8211;     Top 5 list (topic can vary)<br />
Friday         &#8211;     Home Business Related<br />
Sat               &#8211;     Random aka John&#8217;s Pick<br />
Sunday       &#8211;      Humor  (cheer you up before work)</p>
<p>As always, let me know what you think.</p>
<p>-John</p>
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		<title>Happy Mothers Day &#8211; Funny Mother Days Humor For You!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 May 2007 09:11:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John Derrick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Happy Mothers Day everyone. Be sure to express your love and appreciation for mom today. Buy her some flowers or get her a card, or at the very least give her call. Skype is giving everyone free calls to any phone number in the world today, so you don&#8217;t have any excuse! I was sent...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Happy Mothers Day everyone.   Be sure to express your love and appreciation for mom today.  Buy her some flowers or get her a card, or at the very least give her call.  Skype is giving everyone free calls to any phone number in the world today, so you don&#8217;t have any excuse!</p>
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<p>I was sent this story from Patti, and I thought it was so funny that I had to share it with all of you!   Enjoy:</p>
<p>We had this great 10 year old cat named Jack who just recently died.  Jack  was a great cat and the kids would carry him around and sit on him and nothing  ever bothered him.  He used to hang out and nap all day long on this mat in our  bathroom.</p>
<p>Well we have 3 kids and at the time of this story they were 4  years old, 3 years old and 1 year old.  The middle one is Eli.  Eli really loves  chapstick.  LOVES it.  He kept asking to use my chapstick and then losing it.   So finally one day I showed him where in the bathroom I keep my chapstick and  how he could use it whenever he wanted to but he needed to put it right back in  the drawer when he was done.</p>
<p>Last year on Mother&#8217;s Day, we were having  the typical rush around and try t o get ready for Church with everyone crying  and carrying on.  My two boys are fighting over the toy in the cereal box.  I am  trying to nurse my little one at the same time I am putting on my make-up.   Everything is a mess and everyone has long forgotten that this is a wonderful  day to honor me and the amazing job that is motherhood.</p>
<p>We finally  have the older one and and the baby loaded in the car and I am looking for Eli.   I have searched everywhere and I finally round the corner to go into the  bathroom.  And there was Eli.  He was applying my chapstick very carefully to  Jack&#8217;s . . . <em><strong>rear end</strong></em>.  Eli looked right into my eyes and said &#8220;<em>chapped</em>.&#8221;  Now  if you have a cat, you know that he is right&#8211;their little butts do look pretty  chapped.  And, frankly, Jack didn&#8217;t seem to mind.</p>
<p>The only question  to really ask at that point was whether  it was the FIRST time Eli had done that  to the cat&#8217;s behind or the hundredth.</p>
<p>And THAT is my favorite Mother&#8217;s  Day moment ever because it reminds us that no matter how hard we try to civilize  these glorious little creatures, there will always be that day when you realize  they&#8217;ve been using your chapstick on the cat&#8217;s butt.</p>
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		<title>Spirituality â€“ Without All The Serious Hang Ups</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 May 2007 16:11:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John Derrick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We are all spiritual energy beings who are currently having a human experience, but a spiritual person is a person who is conscious of both the physical world and the invisible non-physical world, while a non-spiritual person focuses solely on what can be perceived by the five senses in the physical world. The difference is...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p class="MsoNormal">We are all spiritual energy beings who are currently having a human experience, but <span></span>a spiritual person is a person who is conscious of both the physical world and the invisible non-physical world, while a non-spiritual person focuses solely on what can be perceived by the five senses in the physical world.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">The difference is very dramatic in approach to life and in the results obtained.  A spiritual person does not deal with a physical world problem solely at the physical level.<span>  </span>A spiritual person knows that there is more going on here then he or she can perceive with the five senses alone.<span>  </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">Instead of trying to fix countless problems, one after another, spiritual people will go within themselves and fix what is creating or attracting all these problems to them first, and then deal with the so-called physical world problem.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">Spiritual people always have more success in life and learn to expect miracles.<span>  </span>Non-spiritual people are constantly focused on the problem at hand and as soon as they solve it they find a dozen more problems that have sprung up seemingly out of nowhere.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">So now that I have laid the groundwork on the differences between the two ways of approaching life, what I really want to discuss is the misconception that being a spiritual being means that you must be serious all the time.<span>  </span>As absurd as it may sound, people who are teachers, such as me, often feel they have to act a â€œcertain wayâ€, especially while in public.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">Taking yourself seriously is not a trait of spirituality, at least not to me.<span>  </span>Having fun and experiencing joy is certainly more spiritually uplifting then sitting stoic and acting pretentious because you are worried about what others will think of you.<span>  </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">I donâ€™t care what other people think of me.<span>  </span>I am beyond that stage in life and frankly I am surprised by many of my colleagues who are worrying about what others think of them to the point that they canâ€™t be silly or joyful in public.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">Iâ€™ve actually been told, â€œIf you want people to take you seriously you need to act more like a business man.â€</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">Since when are business men spiritual?<span>  </span> <a href="http://www.JDCoastal.com" target="_blank">I have a home business and itâ€™s thriving</a>, but that doesnâ€™t mean that I have to behave like a stuffed shirt.<span>  </span>I talk to people on the phone everyday and I laugh with them, exchange jokes and enjoy each others company.<span>  </span>I enjoy my time with others.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">Since I am the co-creator of my life, I actively choose to have a happy and joyful life.<span>  </span>Since this joyfulness is the fuel for success and the life force that drives the law of attraction, I canâ€™t imagine why anyone with this knowledge would want to â€œact like a businessmanâ€.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">Wayne Dyer taught me a long time ago to stop worrying about what others think and he said, â€œOne of the highest places you can get to is to be <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/redirect.html%3FASIN=B00004W45D%26tag=custperfcomp-20%26lcode=xm2%26cID=2025%26ccmID=165953%26location=/o/ASIN/B00004W45D%253FSubscriptionId=1N9AHEAQ2F6SVD97BE02" title="Click and drag this image to the post editor"><img src="http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/21HBRHWYNAL.jpg" title="Wayne Dyer - Is This Law Of Attraction?" alt="Wayne Dyer - Is This Law Of Attraction?" align="right" width="97" /></a>independent of the good opinions of others.â€<span>  </span>I love Wayne Dyer, he is a great man and I believe that he follows his own advice, because the first thing most people would have done if they wanted to be a public figure, would have been to change their name.<span>  </span>I mean Câ€™mon how many <st1 w:st="on"></st1><st1 w:st="on">Wayne</st1>â€™s do you know who are intellectual teachers?<span>  </span>My hats off to Wayne Dyer, but then he is beyond caring what I or you think of him now isnâ€™t he.</p>
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		<title>Sign Of OurTimes</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 May 2007 08:11:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John Derrick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I came across this story, and I had to share it with all of you with the title:Â  SIGN OF THE TIMES]]></description>
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